hello, my name is Ian Jay. i am a cartoonist by trade, and an enthusiast of many things. one of these things is nerf guns. i’m not a violent person by any means, but nerf guns are like parodies of weapons— they strive to look as close to a 10-year-old’s idea of “badass” as possible while still remaining completely ineffectual. i like them for this reason, and also because bugging people by shooting them with tiny foam darts will never stop being amusing.
on this blog i’ll be taking photos of the nerf collection i have (though when i say “nerf” please note i’m notexclusively referring to the brand Nerf, but rather to toy dart guns in general, much like saying “coke” or “kleenex” instead of cola and tissues). i’ll also be talking about nerf topics of interest and reviewing any new nerfs that i can find for cheap. if y’all want to submit pics and reviews of your nerf guns, that’d be completely awesome.
in conclusion, i know liking nerf guns is a weird hobby but this is the internet, so go to hell if you can’t deal with it. the end.
above photo: christmas, 2010. GOOD CHRISTMAS.